I’m not a dad yet, but thought I’d throw in two quick fire dad jokes. Apologies in advance.
1. What did the the NFL coach say to the broken vending machine? I want my quarterback.
2. Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards? Because if they fell forward they’d still be on the boat.
Have a look at this athlete from the Chinese University Games a few years back running in the hurdles. Wonder if Sally Pearson learnt from this fella?!